We do our very best to be polite with Firehosers on InYourFacebook, but very often they do not respond to logic or sarcasm.  Then you just have to ignore them or silly them into submission.  This was too good to ignore, so here’s our recent conversation with Not Listening Linda …

Linda:  I would like to invite you to join my group on Facebook.

Us:  Hi Linda.  Thanks for contacting us and thanks for the invitation.  Here’s something that might interest you.  Big Al has finally published his list of 25 Essential Skills for Network Marketers at http://www.BigAlSkills.com   All the best from Bob and Anna  P.S. We’ve also attached a handy BigAls25Skills you can share with your team.

Linda:  Thank you.

Us:   You’re welcome!  Do you like Big Al’s training?

Linda:  Hi Bob & Anna, Pre Launch of NCD Wellness has far exceeded our wildest dreams, we are literally overrun with inqueries and signing up new members. I have asked some of my partners to assist me in this explosive growth phase. We all work together, as leaders in our company. We are at the beginning of the beginning and you could too.  I believe you really deserve to take a serious look at this: [link] Let them know if you would like to join us. The time is now, the opportunity has all of us celebrating. Check it out. Thanks Linda

Us:  Hi LindaDo you like non sequiturs?

Linda:   Sure do. This is an unbelievable opportunity that has all of us amazed. I know you are very busy, but seriously,whose to busy to make money, [link] Take a look, I know you’ll be glad you did. Thanks

Us:  Hi LindaIf you had to choose between non sequiturs and breathless enthusiasm, which would it be?

Linda:  This is an unbelievable opportunity that has all of us amazed. I know you are very busy, but seriously,whose to busy to make money [link] Take a look, I know you’ll be glad you did. Thanks

Us:  Hi LindaAre you  actually reading any of our replies or do you just fire back a stock response?  Twice you have sent:  This is an unbelievable opportunity that has all of us amazed. I know you are very busy, but seriously,whose to busy to make money, [link] Take a look, I know you’ll be glad you did. Thanks

Do you believe that network marketing is a relationship building venture?  Have you read down this far or are you just going to reply again with This is an unbelievable opportunity that has all of us amazed. I know you are very busy, but seriously,whose to busy to make money, [link] Take a look, I know you’ll be glad you did. Thanks

Oh, by the way … this is an unbelievable opportunity that has all of us amazed. I know you are very busy, but seriously,whose to busy to make money, [link] Take a look, I know you’ll be glad you did. Thanks

PS: This is an unbelievable opportunity that has all of us amazed. I know you are very busy, but seriously,whose to busy to make money, [link] Take a look, I know you’ll be glad you did. Thanks

Linda:  Hi Bob & Anna, Glad you see what a great opportunity we have here. No one on team, to my knowledge, has embraced the awesome opportunity as quickly as the two of you have. I am pretty confident we can be a great team. Hope you sign in, take the info, and climb aboard. Thanks.

Us:  Hi Linda … If you had the choice among …
* breathless enthusiasm
* non sequiturs
* firehosing
* ignoring sarcasm
* moronic responses
Which would you choose?
Amazed in Ontario,  Bob and Anna

Linda:  Hi, so what most interests you about our product NCD, now that you have signed up?  Thanks

Us: High LindaWe like the way the N comes before the C and the D not the usual way in the alphabet where it goes C then D then N. That really ketches our tension and we hope the rest of it tastes this good.  This is reely excibratory and fanx for all your sport.  How do we plaice an hors d’oeuvre? I can hardly waste to try stuff of this sum.  Are there any maining treetings we can attentify?  Thanks againish, Blob and Annamal your faceful dungline!

Linda:  You would find our product truly helpful.  Thanks.

Us:  How would we help it findful?  Nob and Banana

Linda:   Thanks for your kind words. Peace

We’re not sure what was accomplished there, other than a glimpse into a parallel universe.  If you don’t want to go where no one has dared go before or run the risk of alienating everyone on this planet, you might want to learn some simple networking skills.

We suggest starting with Tom Schreiter’s training at www.BigAlSkills.com

Bob and Anna Bassett
519-371-1028
Skype bobbassett
bobandanna@togethertothetop.com

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