(1) Policies and Procedures -Red Flags!

July 19 2008 Click here to listen

Read your Policies and Procedures and be amazed!

This call developed into four articles:

(2) Comp Plans -Roadblocks and Breakage

July 22 2008 Click here to listen

  • The 10K and Half K Questions
  • The Binary and the Aussie Two Up
  • The Matrix and the Unilevel
  • Saved by Regulation Z
  • Money the company doesn’t want to pay you
  • Hoops you must jump through to not get paid

(3) Advertising Methods – What Works and What Doesn’t

September 25 2008 Click here to listen

  • Home made flyers and door to door
  • Post Office and newspaper inserts and ads
  • Online methods -Direct Matches, Better Networker
  • Safelists, Traffic Swarm, YouTube, Plaxo, Facebook
  • Blogs and Newsletters
  • Filling the funnel with the Slight Edge
  • Sizzle Cards and the Three Foot Rule
  • How to get kicked out of Marshall Fields
  • How to get a phone call from Sears Security
  • How not to commit a federal offence in a mailbox
  • Push vs Pull
  • Roboform and other timesavers
  • Headline Creator and Headline Analyzer
  • Safelists, Craigslist
  • Top Ten Traffic Generators

(4) Getting Organized – Simple Methods

October 7 2008 Click here to listen

  • ACT and other contact managers
  • Outlook, Outlook Express, Google Contacts
  • Let your PC remind you …
  • Roboform
  • Reverse Calendar
  • Desk and Electronic Calendars
  • Save time with an autodialler
  • Sharp $30 Pocket Organizer
  • Plaxo and Facebook
  • Keyboard shortcuts

(5) Policies and Procedures -More Gotcha Clauses

October 14 2008 Click here to listen

  • Can I ever retire or take a vacation?
  • What happens if someone on my team shows up drunk?
  • Can I will my business to my family?
  • What does ‘bona fide training position’ mean?
  • Can they really steal my check?
  • Can they really terminate me at any time for any reason?
  • Why didn’t I read this before?  I just checked that little box!
  • BOHICA?  What does that mean?
  • Written By Lawyers
  • Do I Really Have To Do That?
  • Over The Top Clauses
  • What The Hell Clauses

(6) Comp Plans -Carrots, Hoops, and the $500 Briefcase

October 25 2008 Click here to listen

  • A skinny carrot on a long stick
  • Jumping backwards through company hoops
  • What did you get in a bag, bottle, or box?
  • The leatherette binder and an hour of bad training
  • The 10K and the Half K Questions
  • How old is the Binary?
  • Spillover and Upgrading
  • What happens when the stairstep breaks away?
  • Front End Loaders and Garage Salesmen

(7) Colors of Personalities -Lucy and Charlie Brown

November 1 2008 Click here to listen

  • Lucy and Charlie Brown try MLM
  • A big lesson from Winnie the Pooh
  • Your car gives you away
  • Talk to the shoes
  • Could Archie Bunker sponsor Albert Einstein?
  • Could June Cleaver work with Eeyore?

(8) The Slight Edge -Getting Ready to Get Ready

November 8 2008 Click here to listen

  • The lesson of the hyacinth
  • Push WITH the swing – resonance in your daily life
  • Quantum Leaps are unnatural
  • Make time work FOR you, not against you
  • Doubt takes you out of action and the reverse is true
  • Compound interest works for bad decisions too
  • One good decision per day can make all the difference
  • Simple steps to success
  • A hilariously painful poem

(9) Five Pillars -Reinventing The Weasel

November 15 2008 Click here to listen

  • How can I get my CEO out of jail?
  • Is it good to join a company in prelunch? (sic)
  • Are vinyl records and bustles a good idea?
  • Is a $1.73 check enough?
  • How can I find my sponsor?

(10) Compensation Plans -The Perfect Comp Plan

November 22 2008 Click here to listen

  • Generations vs Levels
  • Get paid on EVERYTHING you do!
  • The Swirling Vortex and the Pulsating Pyramid
  • Arm’s Length and the Aussie Two Up
  • Will your CEO go to court with you?
  • Appealing to the Believians
  • Who’s that in my pocket?
  • The 10K and Half K Questions

(11) Colors of Personalities -Learn To Speak Prospectian

December 6 2008 Click here to listen

  • The four dialects: Yellovian, Greenish, Bluvian, and Reddish
  • From Hippocrates to Rhinocrates
  • Bad jobs for the wrong colors
  • Where do YOU sit at a banquet?
  • How do I talk to all these crazy people?
  • The Karaoke Test
  • Fluff, fluff, slam

(12) Advertising -Inexpensive Methods

December 11 2008 Click here to listen

Tips and Tricks for Social Network Sites and Local Prospects

  • Hotel Meetings and Meetup Groups
  • Making money from tools
  • Better Networker, Apsense
  • Blogs
  • Traffic Swarm and Safelists
  • Headline Creator and Headline Analyzer
  • In Your Face headlines
  • Hype, Google, TV Ads
  • The Magazine Trick
  • Direct Matches
  • Forums, Social Etiquette and Stricter Rules
  • Killing the Messenger

(13) Colors of Personalities -How To Edify Anyone To Anyone

February 7 2009 Click here to listen

  • Reds, Greens, Yellows, Blues
  • How a Green becomes vertical roadkill
  • The Hug Test
  • The Talky Test
  • The Barnacle Test
  • The Family Test
  • How to edify anyone to anyone
  • Some good phone questions
  • Thorough or Anal?
  • Graph Paper and the perfect color

(14) Five Pillars -How To Spot A Pyramid Scam

Feb 21 2009 Click here to listen

  • What to look for in a company for your success
  • CBC Marketplace Expose of a CEO = Crooked Evil Opportunist
  • Aussie Two Ups Operating at Arm’s Length
  • Corporate Success does not equal MLM Success
  • The True Cost To You of a Corporate Court Case
  • Vegas Slot Machines and MLM Companies
  • Where the Chicken Should Cross The Road
  • Advice from Jerry Rhino Clark
  • The $500 Briefcase
  • The Perfect Comp Plan
  • The 10K and Half K Questions
  • A Great Book by Harry Browne

(15) Fears And How To Deal With Them

February 24 2009 Click here to listen

  • Untying the ropes
  • Standing outside the window
  • Agenda = fear
  • The Art of Handling Objections
  • Do I want a pole or a fish or do I just want to fish?
  • Jeffrey Combs and Don Nicholls speak out
  • Why is the phone so heavy?
  • What’s wrong with me?
  • Use fear as fuel
  • Harry Browne on “The Secret of Selling Anything”
  • What you can learn from your family doctor and the traffic cop
  • You don’t have to know anything!
  • Henry Ford’s pushbuttons
  • What lucky SOB is going to run into me today?

(16) Compensation Plans – The Missing Dollar

February 28 2009 Click here to listen

  • Misdirection and Sleight of Hand in MLM
  • Three traveling salesmen go to a motel …
  • We all live with a yellow wolverine …
  • Choosing the right wrong company
  • Check your pockets for hands
  • The $1000 Briefcase
  • Residual Robbery
  • Is your company in competition with you?
  • The internet makes us stupid
  • BUB = Broke Uncle Bill
  • When the carrot is skinnier than the stick
  • Papering your cell walls with company checks
  • All new brand new Perfect Compensation Plan

(17) Colors of Personalities – The Alphabet Song Method

May 2 2009 Click here to listen

  • Anal Retentive or Thorough?
  • The Mother Tongue of Carl Jung
  • Color as a Crutch
  • Teddy Bears, Owls, Monkeys and Sharks
  • Avoiding Paralysis of Analysis
  • Graph Paper for Christmas
  • The Talky Huggy Test
  • Small Shiny Object or Sharp Shiny Object?
  • A, B, C, D, E, F, ME!

(18) Family Support – How To Encourage It

June 13 2009 Click here to listen

  • Napoleon Hill, Mark Yarnell, Zig Ziglar, and Bob Proctor
  • Al Capp and The Boys Down at The Stable
  • Your Kitchen Table Board of Directors
  • Flexible Appointments and Family Photos
  • Pick your own hours – which 24?
  • The Negative Husband and the Nagging Wife
  • The Bulldozer Mother
  • Advice for OppHoppers
  • Setting Realistic Family Goals
  • Where did Mommy go?
  • Is your spouse positive, neutral, or negative?
  • Support you never knew you had
  • Is Dad in a pyramid?
  • Keep the calendar low on the wall

(19) Meetup Groups

June 23 2009 Click here to listen

  • How to pick a location
  • The meetings before and after the meeting
  • Brand yourself as a leader
  • The Importance of Pics and Vids
  • Meeting Etiquette and RSVP’s
  • Give More Than The Cost
  • Promote But Don’t Pester
  • Build KLT – Know, Like, and Trust

(20) Five Pillars – The Empty Mailbox

July 18 2009  Click here to listen

  • Top Floor of an Empty Lot
  • The Bigger the Name, the Less you Earn
  • Was that James Brown at my mailbox?
  • Maple Street or the I-75?
  • Axe Handles and Eight Tracks
  • How to Buy Yourself for Ten Cents
  • Wrapping Your Money in Aluminum Foil
  • Who Pays for those Millionaires?
  • Advice on Becoming Invisible

(21) Colors of Personalities – The Limericks Edition

August 1 2009 Click here to listen

  • Whose desk is the tidiest?
  • Who Wants to Party?
  • Who Gives the Best Ulcers?
  • The Huggy Talky Test
  • Throw Away Your Script
  • Teddy Bears, Owls, Chimps and Sharks
  • There was a Young Blue Belle named Mary …

(22) Harry Browne – The Secret of Selling Anything – 1

August 4 2009 Click here to listen

  • Prospects Are Neutral
  • Enthusiasm is Not an Asset
  • Positive Thinking is Useless
  • When Not to Provide an Answer
  • If I Had a Magic Wand …
  • The Lump in the Middle of the Road
  • How the Karate Kid Handles Objections
  • Recruiting the Turkey at Thanksgiving Dinner
  • Avoiding the Crimsons who say “Tell Me Yesor Tell Me No But Tell Me Now, I Gotta Go!”

(23) Harry Browne – The Secret of Selling Anything – 2

September 1 2009 Click here to listen

  • Tips from Tom Big Al Schreiter
  • You Can’t Motivate Anyone
  • Choose Your Own Hours – Which 24?
  • The Overperky Parts and Service Rep
  • Introverts Outsell Extroverts
  • When the Going Gets Tough, Take a Vacation!
  • Where Did Bill Go?
  • How to Control a Conversation
  • The Boss from Hell

(24) Five Pillars – Lobster and Hot Dogs

September 19 2009 Click here to listen

  • Are You In Competition With Your Owner?
  • Lobster on the Corporate Jet and Hot Dogs at the Convention
  • Who Pays for all those Millionaires?
  • Training Your Competition
  • CEO’s Will Reap What They Sow
  • Bill Gates’ Kitchen Table
  • Crooked Evil Opportunists
  • Is 475% per annum a Good Return?
  • Madoff vs Ponzi – A Classic Scamoff!
  • I-75 or Maple Street?
  • What a Bus Driver Might Do with a Meatball Sundae
  • How to Make Your Phone Heavier

(25) Compensation Plans – Do I Have a Check Yet?

September 26 2009 Click here to listen

  • Go Direct and Buy Your Own Warehouse
  • Arm’s Length = Shady Dealings
  • Fat Cats are Thin in Support
  • Can Fred Astairstep Outrun a Grizzly?
  • How a Weasel Finds a New Henhouse
  • Pay Plans that are Beyond Stupid
  • Is MLM Different from Downtown?
  • The Floating Descending Binary Creep

(26) Harry Browne – The Secret of Selling Anything – 3

October 6 2009  Click here to listen

  • Eight Tips for Better Listening
  • How To Ignore The Green Hair
  • Turn Out the Lights and Play With Passion
  • The Mushroom Treatment
  • Holding the Square, Turning the Cast, Hemming a Skirt …
  • How Lonely is Your Prospect?
  • Secretaries are Not Paid to Listen to Your Problems!
  • Why You Tell Your Hairdresser Everything
  • What Do You Call A Leader With No Followers?
  • How Does the Nurse Know Where You Hurt?
  • Where Should the Spotlight Be?
  • Start Leading By Listening
  • The Magic Wand Question
  • Too Much Enthusiasm?
  • Don’t Give an Aspirin When The Pain is Not a Headache

(27) Business Models – Manure Without The Spreader

October 6 2009 Click here to listen

  • Policies And Procedures that Bite You In The Butt
  • Would You Buy That Stuff NOW?
  • 200 Greater Fools in a Hotel Room
  • Renastigators For Sale
  • Are You Buying Product Or Permission?
  • Do You Recruit and Run, or Sponsor and Stay?
  • Digging Up Customers in the Graveyard
  • How Long is a CEO’s Armslength?
  • Retire?  Joke’s On You!
  • Reverse Auctions – Manure Without The Spreader
  • How to Organize Lottery Losers

(28) Harry Browne 4 – A DJ Learns to Love Dead Air

October 6 2009 Click here to listen

  • Listen or Hypnotize and Manipulate?
  • Everybody Loves It But Nobody Buys It
  • The Afro – Style or Savings?
  • Cooperating In Your Own Rescue
  • It’s Not About the Thing, It’s About YOU
  • Ten Sentences in Three Hours
  • From Coughing to Coughing and Crying
  • Free and Generic is Not Free or Generic
  • The $30000 Seminar
  • A DJ Learns to Listen
  • Dramatic Pause or Dead Air?
  • The Million Idiots
  • The More He Talked, The Better It Got
  • How the Navajo Converse
  • You Don’t Need a Script

(29) Harry Browne 5 – A Gift For My Daughter

December 1 2009 Click here to listen

  • What to Give for Christmas
  • No One Owes You Anything
  • Don’t Put a Cleaver Through Your Address Book
  • Listen to Your Gut
  • Are You Still Beating Your Wife?
  • Work On What You Can Control
  • A Recipe for Failure
  • The Power of “Yet”
  • Round the Mountain or Up the Mountain?
  • What Keywords Are You Sending?
  • Tell Me Yes or Tell Me Know But Tell Me Now I Gotta Go!
  • The Gentle Art of Verbal Self Defence
  • A 12 Month Christmas

(30) Harry Browne 6 – Success At The Sports Bar

December 1 2009 Click here to listen

  • Avoid a Titanic Experience
  • Don’t Fall In Love With Your Torque Wrench
  • No Rejection, No Objection, No Failure
  • Get On The Same Side Of The Problem
  • From a $1350 Ad to a $5400 Tailgate Party
  • Performing Magically with No Magic
  • Be the Reins, Not the Horse, the Rudder – Not the Wind
  • All Passengers Arrive Safely
  • Listen, Listen, Listen!

(31) Harry Browne 7 – Listen, Listen, Listen!

December 1 2009 Click here to listen

  • Tom ‘Big Al’ Schreiter Recommends Harry Browne
  • The Meanings of L.I.S.T.E.N.
  • Will a Tailpipe Fix a Broken Headlight?
  • Are You Asking Questions or Manipulating?
  • Santa Claus Selling
  • Hone Your Skills in the Dark
  • Listening Tips from Dr. Joe Martin
  • Avoid Fake Listening
  • Control Can Be A Good Thing
  • Don’t Take A Long Walk Alone
  • The Courage to Speak, and the Wisdom to Listen

(32) Jeffrey Combs’ Recipe For Failure

February 9 2010 Click here to listen

  • Lack of Self Esteem, Language of Lack, Poor Listening Skills
  • What’s Wrong With Me?
  • Interrupting Is Expensive
  • How Much Money Are You Making?
  • Asking The Wrong Question
  • “Who Is This Silent Critic?”  T.S. Eliot
  • Take The Self Esteem Test At http://www.testcafe.com
  • How Damaging Is “I’m Such A Dummy”?
  • Blamie Mamie and Blamie Jamie
  • The Power Of “Yet”
  • Killing The Messenger and The Yes Dear Syndrome
  • How To Take The Compliment
  • The Seven Deadly Sins of Poor Listening Skills

(33) Five Pillars – How We Joined A No Pillar Company

February 20 2010 Click here to listen

  • The Rings of Saturn and MLM
  • Ugly From Either End
  • No Pay No Stay
  • How To Rationalize Drugs and Weapons Charges
  • Pyramid Timing Is Always Right
  • Cops and Ministers and Sports Heroes
  • Lost At Sea On A Pirate Ship Yo Ho Ho
  • Faster Than A Speeding Attorney General

(34) Comp Plans – The Binary and Matrix 10k Question

February 27 2010 Click here to listen

  • Those Mesmerizing Mystifying Circles
  • The Three Legged Bongonian Binary
  • We Have Seven Ways Not To Pay You!
  • Ricky and Rita Retail Break Even
  • Can You Get Your Toe In The Shallow End?
  • Finding Fools Like Ourselves
  • Fun With Rep Support
  • Analyzing a Binary and a Matrix For The 10k Question

(35) How To Make Your Point In Thirty Seconds – Milo Frank

March 2 2010 Click here to listen

  • Bore Us In Minutes or Interest Us In Seconds
  • Dorothy, The Wizard Of Goals
  • Commander Scott Waffles In Antarctica
  • One Sentence Is Your Life Jacket
  • The Guano Lesson
  • Keep A Hook Book
  • Make Them SEE What You Are Saying
  • Do Not Speak Businessese and Avoid Jargon
  • Does This Story Have A Happy Ending We Can Work Toward?

(36) Eat That Frog – Brian Tracy

March 23 2010 Click here to listen

  • 21 Ways To Stop Procrastination
  • Eat The Ugliest Frog First And All At Once
  • Activity Is Not Accomplishment
  • Deadline Comes, Deadline Goes, If You’re Lucky, Nobody Knows
  • The Law Of Enforced Efficiency and Creative Procrastination
  • Blamie Mamie Is Helpless
  • Tasks Are Like Salami
  • Uneaten Frogs Can Be Expensive

(37) Harry Browne 8 – Selling Is Communication

April 6 2010 Click here to listen

  • Lee Iacocca Looks For Leaders
  • Firehosing Is Not Communication
  • Get Rid Of Your Oldsmobile
  • Ha Ha Ha Ouch Ouch Ouch
  • The Magic Wand
  • Ask, Listen, Repeat
  • Admit You Are Useless
  • Sales – Helping Or Tricking?
  • Keep The Spotlight On Your Prospect
  • The Less We Say, The Faster It Goes
  • Turn Off The Salesman Alarm

(38) How To Communicate – Color To Color

May 1 2010  Click here to listen

  • How Greens Saturate The Planet
  • Don’t Poke The Panther – Reds Think You Are Lunch
  • Get Mellow Yellow
  • When Documentation Beats Conversation
  • The Joys of “Yes, Dear … “
  • Stay On Track – Don’t Quack Quack Quack
  • What The Odd Couple Can Teach You
  • Paralysis Of Analysis
  • Colors By Limericks

(39) Harry Browne 9 – Selling Is Easy

May 4 2010 Click here to listen

  • Do They Stay For The Second Breath?
  • “I Don’t Have What You’re Looking For!”
  • How To Irritate Fewer People
  • Humans Stutter and Stammer – Why Shouldn’t You?
  • How To Handle “How Much Money Are You Making?”
  • The Gentle Art Of Verbal Self Defence
  • How To Maintain Posture And Professionalism
  • When All’s Said And Done, There’ll Be More Said Than Done

(40) Harry Browne 10 – Selling Gets Easier

June 1 2010 Click here to listen

  • Harry Calms You Down
  • How Did You Talk To People Before MLM?
  • You May Be Doing Something Unnatural
  • Then You Come Along And Ruin It – You Should Take It Personally!
  • How Do You Make The Sound Of An Egg Cracking on Linoleum?
  • What Makes Your Phone So Heavy?
  • Do Blues Have Ends To Their Sentences?
  • Would You Like To Do What You’d Like To Do?
  • Smart on The Street, But Stupid In The Meeting
  • If Are In The Convincing Business, You Are Out Of Business!
  • Are You Force Feeding Your Hostages?
  • Where IS That Potato Salad, Anyway?

(41) Communication Color to Color – Bob and Anna on Radio

June 5 2010 Click here to listen

  • From Hippocrates To Rhinocrates
  • Speak Prospectian:  Yellovian, Greenish, Bluvian, Reddish
  • Communicating With Crayolas
  • The Huggy Talky Test and The Rainbow Rule
  • Hesitate, Meditate, Evaluate
  • Tunnel Vision Is NOT Focus
  • You Don’t Have To Get It Right, You Just Have To Get It Going!
  • Money Makes The Red World Go Round
  • Colors By Limericks
  • Who Balances The Checkbook?  Who Plans The Party?
  • Fluff Fluff Slam, But Don’t Poke The Panther
  • Documentation Beats Conversation
  • Stay On Track – No Quack Quack Quack
  • Avoiding The Paralysis Of Analysis

(42) Harry Browne 11 – Problem Solving, Not Solution Pushing

July 06 2010 Click here to listen

  • How We Create Our Own Rejection
  • Enthusiasm Is Not A Virtue
  • Negative Thinkers And Introverts Are More Successful
  • When The Going Gets Tough, Take A Vacation!
  • Are You Listening Or Are You Just Waiting?
  • What Causes YOUR Headache?
  • We Are Problem Solvers, Not Solution Pushers
  • How Your Head Gets In The Way
  • We Want Their Light To Come On, Not Ours To Shine Brighter